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KORNI JOKE

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

this one’s HILARIOUS

I know it sounds corny but it gave smile on my face even just for awhile.

This was a text message given to me by a friend just recently:

 

Anak: Akala ko b ampon nyo ako? Eto birth certificate ko. Ang tagal nyo nilihim sa akin. Tunay nyo pla akong anak!

Son: I thought I am your illegitimate child? Here is my birth certificate. You lied to me for a very long time. You never even bothered telling me that I am legitimate child! 

 Magulang: Pero Anak, Tinuring ka din nman namin m pekeng anak.

Parent: But Son, We treated you like our own child. 

 Anak: Anu n lng ssabihin ng mg relatives natin kapag nalaman nilang tunay nyo pla akong anak. Ayoko na dito! Aalis n ako!

Son: What would our relatives tell us now if they’ll know that I am really your son. I hate this. Im gonna leave. 

 Magulang: Teka Anak, San ka pupunta?

Parent: Wait Son, where are you going? 

 Anak: Hahanapin ko ang mga peke kong mga magulang! 

Son: I’ll go find my illigitimate parents. 

 

KAkorni CHOX woi.. bwahahaha 

at ampangit ng pagkakatranslate.. hahaha 

Posted by waforej at 7:42 pm | permalink

Previous Comments

hahaha. natawa naman ako d2.

pero hnde dahil sa joke.

kc iniimagine kita kung anong hitsura mo habang binabasa to.

tuwang tuwa ka na naman cguro.. like nung kilig to the max ka. hahaha. ^______^

hoy. mag ingat ka jan ah! kundi.. kundiii… kundiiiii… iiyak ako. ehehehe..

muahmuah! ;)

Posted by vanny at July 18, 2008, 5:36 pm

hahahahahaha lololololol

“Anak: Hahanapin ko ang mga peke kong mga magulang! ”

adik na anak amf. hahaha shyet, korni man daw at magaling, nakakatawa parin! :D

Posted by mahiwagang_sibuyas at July 18, 2008, 11:06 pm

adik ka hun.. pati b nman mukha ko iniimagine mo p.. adik!!!. yngats jan hun… tpos kain hun naiisipan ko mgnet n lng,,,d p kc ako antok eh.. ngpapantok p lng…

Posted by waforej at July 21, 2008, 2:11 am

@kumareng SIB

ahihih..buti nman at me natawa din
kala ko ako lng natawa eh…
hehehe

Posted by waforej at July 21, 2008, 2:12 am

Now thats what You call corny?!–wtf! LOL
Ftard sent this corny joke…pro natawa parin ako…LOL! *Ahsus! kai-gat ni kuya oi!*..naunahan ko dah!!! wahahaha!!!…another chapter n nman yan?..another problem…wahahah!!
P.S:
…for the Love of god…pls..don’t translate corny jokes again…you suck bigtym! wahahaha!!!

Posted by choco at July 21, 2008, 4:08 pm

duhhhh. the heck with my translation…i had my niece translate that for me… hihihih

Posted by waforej at July 23, 2008, 6:55 am

ahahahahah!! kulang pa sa kaadikan yung anak at magulang!!

hahah.. nyc!!

Posted by jham at July 24, 2008, 10:54 pm

@JHAM
ahihihih..kulang p bah?
me aadik p pla jan?
cg patawanin mo ako jham

Posted by waforej at July 25, 2008, 9:50 pm

hi hun.. ;)

uhmm.. im not sure kung nasend yung comment ko kc bigla nagka-power interuption.. so uulitin ko na lng para sure.. ehhehe.

uhmm. i just want to thank you for the time hun. even inaway kita kagabi, you still give me the time i want. and it’s really appreciated.

im sorry for being so palaaway.. ay.. nasabi ko na pala sa blog ko yun. wana read it? maybe you know who’s my mystery man. ;)

but hey hun, keep his identity mystery, ayt? don’t reveal hu he is if you know him. just give the readers a hint. haha. adik! para mysterious. may ganun? hehehe..

txt na lang po ako ha? take care, ok? muahmuah!

Posted by vanny at July 25, 2008, 10:34 pm

aww. walang delete comment d2 hun?

delete ko sana yung last comment ko eh.. reason? txt ko na lang sayo maya.. :p

ingat jan. d2 na po pala ako office. muah! ;)

Posted by vanny at July 26, 2008, 2:45 pm

bat mo nman idedelete?

Posted by waforej at July 31, 2008, 1:16 am

hahaha di naman corny ang kulit nga eh :)

Posted by ching at December 22, 2008, 6:51 am

yung joke na to nakita q na sa BUBBLEGANG eh
^_^

Posted by Isaiah at May 11, 2010, 3:02 pm

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